...Naaaaaame that diner!
The natural first choice to me was "The Eat n Run Diner," which was the working name when I had Plano last fall.
But then, you have to think about it. Even when I had my overhead light scripted as a danceball, even with the Zorba line rezzed, people would naturally gravitate toward the bunny ball. Maybe it should be called "The Bunny Hop Diner."
"The Hydrangea Diner" is as obvious as it is obviously bad.
The "Route 2 Diner" is another double obvious.
The Region Crossing Diner (Assets Served)
Are we getting silly yet?