Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Rollercoaster RFL: Fantasy Faire vs Halfway There vs Skybox Woes vs Relay Stock


Disclaimer: When I post about negative experiences it is rarely if ever out of any smug satisfaction.  There are no winners.  It is a "buyer beware" as I stumble through the metaverse.  This post definitely serves this purpose.  You have an opportunity to learn from any mistakes I've made and spot warning signs in advance.  Those who know these people and find me relating a story: take it for what it is; there's no glory in it for me. I am sure to lose several from my contact list.  I always blog with the expectation that someone is going to find out, whether there are tattlers or not. This is The Internet.  Just keep in mind that my opinions may not be that of the ACTS, and that taking anything out on the team or creating difficulties getting the team resources or preventing them from representation or fundraising is an attack on innocent people - both from the team and American Cancer Society - who have nothing to do with this post



Fantasy Faire has been - as it often is - an experience for the senses. 

The kind and selfless people running it, the vibe of a major convention with the added element of complete immersion, those caught up in the vibe and committing themselves completely (from DJs departing from their usual fare to sim creators auctioning off region content to a media entity such as SaffianWiddershins coordinating LitFest & bringing inworld published authors & overseeing writer's workshops.  Saffia's costar of Designing Worlds, Elrik Merlin, has ever served as Fantasy Faire Radio's Laird, bringing it to life in collaboration with Zander Greene.

Thank you  Fairelanders! 

Next Stop: Halfway There Fair 

The Halfway There Fair was a bit of a joke this year.

Not because teams had no spots on a dedicated region (it was held on 3 sims last year I think. You can go look it up in my archives from last year) but instead used a little area on American Cancer Society sim with prefab decor & some space for team gachas. The turnout was much less than in the past, and to be honest you weren't missing anything.  Their much touted committee hour wasn't a time to encourage relayers but to pat themselves on the back. More of an eyeroll and what else is going on elsewhere.  There really wasn't any reason for a volunteer to stick around for that unless you were on their teams or were their friends.

The attention they drew were similar to that failed 1950s weekend we had back in 2012, with teams manning kissing booths, dunk tanks and other midway amusements for donations with about the same results.  Relay Rap always delivers at least.

sigh... when will anybody learn that high attendance and mesh don't mix?
And I have far from the worst connection to Second Life.

Meanwhile, More Skybox Stupidity

I spent about 4-5 days on a Filmore style poster for my upcoming Relay Stock gig. A LOT more than I did for the Pirate Radio poster from 2015.  Finally done - and fixed since I got the time wrong on it, I submitted the event.

And was taken to that damn skybox again. 

So I IMed a committee member.  And they gave me all sorts of lame excuses like routing problem people away from ground level.  The issue is there is no direct access to the RFL building, and when someone specifically comes to complete a registration process (the SLURL is provided as part of the registration), being shucked up to a skybox on the other end of the sim is just plain rude. That and a paranoid mindset which chooses to discard one of America's disappearing policies "Innocent until proven guilty."

Unless of course they're referring to Relayers? Let's face it: What would you think is the ratio between relayers and people looking for info or support versus griefers?  Exactly.  Again someone on the committee forgot their purpose was to act on our behalf. 

I responded with this:

So far you havent given a valid reason to explain why ACTIVE RELAYERS are FORCED to a skybox when they are TRYING to complete their event set up.  I dont believe you have a realistic perception of what happens. Most Relayers are eager to get to where they need to go. They are rudely routed to some noob intro room with signs all over that look the same, some not having been fully rezzed. And Lord help those with computers not as fast as mine.  There is no clear stand-out prim or anything the average person can differentiate between a teleport to the RFL building and any other wordy poster on the wall when they DO rez. And you know something? I've tried to aim and TP and THERE IS NO DIRECT TP ACCESSS TO THE RFL BLDG which is the problem, because you send everyone who creates an event to that damned skybox.  There are only like a couple of places one can direct TP to on the island, and they are nowhere near the RFL bldg.  If it isn't a blatant statement on how lowly the committee regards people who work their asses off then it is just poor planning and user-UNfriendly.  Speaking as someone who took communication in design for a 15 yr graphic arts career and a 20 year history in customer care.  btw this response will be saved as well (not your part of the discussion and no naming names).  There is a large contingent of unhappy relayers who are being discouraged from participating because of this BS.  That's not counting the people who were driven from inworld Relaying but it DOES count many who thought "okay maybe they're back."  Not with excuses instead of adjustments.  btw Nothing personal UNLESS you have a personal vendetta against volunteers and a positive inworld Relay experience. 

*Mic drop*
Why don't they focus instead on snerts who disrupt the sim when people are actually on?
Dork shows up with a donation prim and stands before the committee during HTF Relay Rap.
  
At Least There's Relay Stock!

On a POSITIVE note, I've got my set coming up this Sunday at Relay Stock. Kudos for my team captain for securing a spot for me.  You know I love that era in music and it doesn't get enough respect.  During a recent Relay Rap someone must have whined over do we hafeta play 60s music tsk garrrrrr to which Trader said hey play anything you want: modern, country, it's all good.

*death stare*

Anyway if you miss that swell of happy and optimism all but gone from this millennium, if you want to hear tunes you loved back then or on really good oldies stations, come to my set this Sunday 14 May at 11am SLT (that's 2pm EDT / 19:00 BST) on the Relay Stock stage. 

And if it's Mother's Day where you are for a modest Linden donation I'll provide you the URL of my stream for that time.  Let Mom in on it: She'll love you for it!

I have an incentive - I always have this incentive, to be honest - to avoid songs that could potentially be overplayed by an ongoing lineup of DJs.  There's SO MUCH STUFF from the peace/love/hippie era that it's easy to come up with great tunes you're less likely to hear again or very much over the weekend.

It'll sound a LOT like this poster I made:

Trader is likely to host his Time Machine on Sunday evening to an enthusiastic BYOK crowd. Let's give credit where due.  It's likely that's the other place you'll get to hear "other tunes" than the 20-30 recordings everyone else will be playing - if they're not veering off to country and autotune.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Fantasy Faire 2017!


It's that time of year again.  For ten days the place to wake up, the place to hold one's virtual breath before setting depth of field, the place to enjoy music that's a little off to the side of mundane Relay fare...

...when for once or twice in the year I get to broadcast over Internet radio...

...when ancient gods walk among us...

...when I find new merchants for me and Snurky (finally got her out of those tiger feet; I gifted her with dragon sneakers last year in exchange for a round of audio clips)

from Avatar Bizarre
 The masked ball will be interesting. I hope they have seating; I never had  to think about it before.  Going to estimate resumption of dancing will be late October.

Come To My Set at Fantasy Faire!

*TONIGHT* Tuesday 25 of April at 7pm SLT (10pm EDT / 13:00 AEST), Dreamtime returns to Fantasy Faire w/eclectic music plus custom spiel from Snurky Snoodle.  Look for notices and promos in the following inworld groups:

- Aether  Chrononauts
- Relay For Life Volunteers
- Cartoon World & Beyond
- ** Fantasy Faire Fans **

There is a poster with the LM in my grove on Rosehaven at the stage. 



Sunday, April 2, 2017

Checking in a Quarter There & Other Tales

I'm rather enjoying not captaining a Relay For Life team this year in Second Life.  With the hassles of RL under way it's nice for someone else to take care of all the stuff.  I already know a large portion of the members, so really there is no assimilation to be done.  Most of all they share our policy of as little or as much, it all matters.

Hearts & Souls is still active this year.  Come August we'll be doing our part for Relay For Life of InWorldz.  That's IN Inworldz.  We're already up and running to accept credit card and PayPal donations.  If you haven't donated and been meaning to, come on over to our team page:  http://main.acsevents.org/goto/HeartsnSouls2017 

What of InWorldz? Once they ramp up they'll see what RL Hearts & Souls contributed towards their Relay Day total and add it in on our team tally on their website.

How are RFLofSL faring?

 They pushed updates through to their HUD requiring people to replace vendors. At the ceremony one of the great pitches was that updates would push through to rezzed tools.  It's a bit of an inconvenience, especially since most merchants and creators keep a copy of prepped vendors to rez and reprise in more than one location.  You have no idea how good we had it back in the day with notecards.  Absolutely no muss or fuss, just rez and grant.  I'd be curious what a Keynote view would reveal, whether their web marketplace links ever get clicked that they've chosen to stick to web setup for all vendors dropped.  Or are they using this method to watchdog content for branding violations?

Still, one cannot chalk this up as any great shakes.  They have a new tech and are treading new ground.
Attending a Relay Rap

As it turned out only committee leads had been posting Relay Rap promos in the Info-Only group in the past; their designated RRap person couldn't.  Well wasn't that silly?  It has since been resolved and she's included that group among her rounds of promotions.  So cross that one off the list.

There was an amusing bit of feedback regarding the Relay HUD's clarity a couple of weeks back.  Several brought it to their attention.  Again unable to take responsibility or admit they botched something, the committee responded that they would address the resolution of the graphic to accommodate those with vision problems!  Trying to blame us with a contrived disability is poor diplomacy if not outright condescending.  Think about all those using laptops... Nothing says privileged like being talked down to  by 27" dual screened Richie Riches...

The Curse of the Forced Landing Point

One of the PITB arrangements last Relay Weekend was a forced landing point to get to the ceremony, only to be forced to land in some skybox thousands of meters up with a Relay For Life exhibit and welcome area.  They did it again, this time at American Cancer Society region. If you don't know the exact SLURL of a building interior or special spot, you'll wind up in a skybox in the far corner of the region.  DAYUM!  I tried to map-teleport to the threshold of SciFi Con on opening day and had a real struggle because of this stupid thing.  They really need to cut that shit out.

If they want to "help" they should consider this:

Since a random World Map search puts people squarely at central coordinates. Why not make a 16sqm parcel right there with the forced landing point? This way people like me who actually pick areas of a map will get to where they want to go and won't be inconvenienced by some prank presented as being for our own good (what a patronizing sentiment). There shouldn't be anything to hide in that region.

Can't Find The Team From Hell?

Harmony of Hope renamed themselves Go The Distance. Rumor has it they did this to get in on special perks and awards.  One would think a name change wouldn't justify "new team" status. Watch that one when awards come thru by the end of the season.

Fantasy Faire

Coming up later this month will be Fantasy Faire. I've got a DJ slot there. Watch my group for a heads up.

But First: The 9th
Combination Consecration & Transformation

Not 9th Symphony! My 9th Rezday.  Party this Thursday 6 April 5-6:30pm SLT at my rennovated home (I'm calling it a combination with a home warmed-over).   I will provide music from all sorts of eras and demographics.  You're invited!

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

The Whisperer Gets Schooled

Someone called The Whisperer - one of those bloggers who get off attacking everyone and everything - caught sight last month of an incident related by merchant owner LTD and why they chose not to support Relay For Life of Second Life this year.  Suffice it to say not much about it surprised me, and they were very clear about this being an SL-based issue.

Enter The Whisperer. He used this as a springboard to tear into Relay For Life and The American Cancer Society, RFL of SL and RFL of InWorldz.  Many of his rhetoric has no basis and is outright false.

Naturally, as with other megalomaniacal bloggers we've seen, their mindless minions respond in blind reverance, one even calling Relay For Life a scam.

This blogger seems to be on a hate spree, given some other entries I skimmed while tracking this one down.

I posted the following response. It remains to be seen whether The Whisperer will approve it to his comments.

While I agree with many of your points regarding RFL of SL behavior (I've documented it in great detail), your statements of where donations go both in SL and IW are **FALSE** and inciteful and need to be edited.   It is stated clearly that ALL money goes to the American Cancer Society.  The avatars collecting on both grids were set up by ACS staff. Clicking a kiosk on either grid takes you to info about where the donations go and what they fund.

You may have a grudge over people or a cybersocial site, but ACS is legit and their efforts should not be maligned so frivolously



As for Inworldz, I didn't post anything about my first season with them last year. I owe you at least an overview, and very soon.

Monday, March 6, 2017

Again a Question of Priorities

The committee was much larger than originally expected...
The Kick-off ceremony yesterday was very high energy and big on Ronco style hype.

During the ceremony - as part of the ceremony as one of the "But wait! There's more" pitches - came the details of a special resource HUD from which we could receive fundraising tools.   Right then group notices came through with the HUD.

Let's break this down...

The USA had just experienced a similar occurrence in which their president - a TV personality - held off denouncing hate crime incidents until he had everyone's attention at a nationally televised appearance during primetime.  His moral compass was called into question because exploiting these incidents were more important than addressing them as soon as they had occurred. Imagine a shooting not mentioned or condemned or an offer of support expressed to grieving families by any past US president in the past 40-plus years.

The Relay For Life of Second Life committee - which by its very name exists as a commitment to serve Relay teams and Relayers - is responsible for providing team captains and volunteers with fundraising tools. Captains must have these before kick-off as part of their booths to get the ball rolling collecting donations. These have always been available at least a day before kick-off weekend to give everyone time to load vendors of salable items and place kiosks. Why?

- Because this is what these tools are for,
- Because this is the purpose of team spots at a kick-off,
- Because the objective of every team is to get tools and collect donations, and
- Because it is the role of the committee to make it all happen FOR THE RELAYERS.

You'd think the parallel with America's State of the Union would have been obvious, and possibly something in someone's head may have clicked after strong feedback and thought: "You know, maybe holding off supplying something to our relayers..." because the fact is we're not the committee's followers "...just to put on a big show and hype basic equipment as mannah from heaven ISN'T the right approach or in their best interest."

It was just in the committee's best interest to put on a show while everyone was tuned in.

Add to that the fact that this HUD supposedly offers many clickable items for different resources.  The only problem is the graphic is poor quality. You can only read about half of the clickable spots clearly to know what they are. (Click to see it full size)


Image not resized or retouched. Anyone know what the upper right stamp says?
On the plus side, clicking TOOLS on it offers you several buttons from which to choose.  It is a definite improvement to contain vendors, kiosks, and auction supplies in each of their own folders and not get dumped with anything you won't need.


Their hype over the HUD would have been better pitched at last month's Relay Rap to give volunteers something to look forward to, with them coming through via group Notices this past Thursday or Friday, then spiel in-depth about new features during the ceremony to bring people not entirely with it back into the fold while volunteers in the know extoll the virtues of the new stuff around them.


The committee just can't get past the "they mean well" and "they're trying" phases. They just don't think things through, and as long as they think of themselves first and place priorities on the wrong things in the guise of acting in our best interests -while representing The American Cancer Society - there's always going to be a problem and a rut to crawl out of.

Addendum to previous post: Is this a Relayer-friendly option over ceremonies set at sim borders?

Also if they think cancer shaming volunteers or extorting them with RL info is going to be an answer to criticism...  Let's hope NOBODY sees that ever again.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

RFL of SL Kick-off: How Sincere Are Reparations?

View of Relay For Life Kick-off stage from the sim line.
Wish they'd bring this road texture back to the track.
I'm having one of those rare moments to myself at a small table in a local Starbucks.  In truth, I only like the smell of a freshly opened tin or jar of grounds.  Or - back when I was a little kid - found myself dragged past a self-serve coffee grinder at some A&P supermarket, where the rich smell of 8-O'Clock blend permeated the aisle.

But Starbucks sufficiently dresses up coffee with flavours so that one is not subjected to the betrayal of a bitter beverage when it is finally partaken.

I've done most of my blogging here or sitting in some coffee shop or diner while watching people pass.  Before an entire team was let go and I lost my job of 14 years the subway was where thoughts were collected.   Before blogging the subway was a place to compose fiction or plan a homepage on a Windows CE pocket PC.

You have to give New Yorkers credit:  most of us spend our commutes reading books, newspapers or magazines.  Or writing.  It is a mandatory timeout most of our nation is deprived of.  It could be what's wrong with it and why human civilization has reached a sorry crossroads.

At any rate, philanthropy has become THE method of support nowadays, and not just for specialty groups.  Mainstream needs such as basic healthcare resources for women or upholding basic rights have gone crowdfunder.

With our country causing a domino effect globally and basic human well-being hanging in the balance, it's hard to imagine Relay For Life of Second Life will end on a high.  They should expect anything and without passing judgement on their benefactors.

Most of all, as they attempt to put their reputation back together, they must never EVER lose sight of their number one audience to win back respect: The Relayer. 

As mentioned previously my own reasons for not captaining a team this year is strictly a time factor.  If life works out favorably - or even passably - in 2018 Hearts & Souls will not only return to Second Life but I may resume fundraising.  It all depends on what transpires, and that indeed includes how RFLofSL perform.

Sunday 5 March is their season's kick-off, and once again they've provided booths for teams (last year the committee only thought of themselves and a handful of sponsors).

The first fail is in and it is the fact that teams won't really be able to kick-off. 

The tools won't be ready in time for Sunday.  No kiosks, no vendors... No, it doesn't make sense, and yes, it IS a major fail.  The whole point of having a kick-off is to hit the ground running with collecting donations.  Your team's kiosk as you DJ, the traditional BYOK on Sunday night.  What's the point of having a fundraising event without fundraising? 

What could possibly hold up team tools with SEVEN MONTHS to prepare them?  Absolutely no excuse within reason.  If there were restrictions preventing the use of past team kiosks and vendors?  If someone was taken on as just some friend, teammate (nepotism AGAIN?) or in answer to a favor but isn't capable of the job then replace them.  This is ludicrous.

There's another fail unfortunately, and it's right there in the image at the top of this blog post.

One of the sticking points of last year were poor planning for ceremonies. A third of available attendee space difficult to access on Relay Weekend.  The Halfway There Fair, in which ceremonies were placed on one sim with most attendees AND some committee members forced to cam in from a distance.  Back in RFLofSL's heyday it appeared that Relayer access was paramount, with everything planned around that.

Looks like someone needs retraining.  The Kick-off stage is situated in the middle of one sim. I am on the sim line in the image.  Why oh why wasn't the stage at this border?  Because someone did not consider the Relayer a priority, and that needs to be addressed ASAP or they'll never crawl out of the hole they've dug themselves.  It's hard to believe this even has to be brought up, but that's where they are with priorities.

They have a long way to go to remove the bitterness. I wonder at this point if they even have it in them?

Monday, February 13, 2017

Relay For Life of Second Life steps on SL Privacy Policies

Well that didn't take long.

Presumably using their theme for 2017 as justification, Relay For Life of Second Life REQUIRES  these First Life details if you want to register a team with them:

- What country is the team mostly from?
- Languages spoken by your team members

Do they seek to segregate or assign teams to certain sections of the track based on their origins and regardless of what the team may have in mind for their build? 

No matter, these are in violation of Second Life's many rules (as covered in my post this past January), and those rules are in place for a reason.

The info the committee requires is none of their business and irrelevant for the task of fundraising and fighting cancer. It also poses a security risk to residents.

I want to add that if you happen to know a language and have helped with guides and information, that did not involve giving personal info about you and your virtual friends or forfeit having a team.

How quickly the appearance of respect for volunteer relayers melted away.